It’s not you, it’s me…

..no no, wait, that came out all wrong. It makes it sound like I’m breaking up with you folks, which I certainly do not want to do. I meant it’s my fault this blog has been so dead and nothing to do with any of you lovely folks. It’s more like we went on a break as opposed to a “break-up” but you probably thought it was just a fight but then I slept with the copy-girl and it got all confusing and… I didn’t mean to sleep with her, I meant to come straight back to you because I love you so, but once the betrayal was there, the longer I stayed away and the harder it was for me to admit my mistakes and….

*cough*

I’m sorry, this analogy is rapidly spiraling out of control (and even more confusing for those not familiar with a key plot line from Friends that I randomly chose to reference) and I need to start from the beginning.

THE BLOG! IT EES ALIIIIIVEEE!!!

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