Two things I have recently become obsessed with:
- Ever-so-lightly-pink lip glosses
- South Park: The Stick of Truth
The polar opposite nature of these two things are basically me in a nutshell.
I love my crass humour and my video games, but will still occasionally have to pause and coo at the shiny girly things.
I like to think of these brownies as an unapologetically disgusting yet hilarious sense of humour topped with an extra sparkly hit of Dolly gloss. Like me!
Let me explain.
This cake exists to make me fat. For serious.
It has 32 oz. of cream cheese in it.
A total of 21 oz. of bittersweet chocolate.
4 eggs and a little cream.
But it’s just a little cream, so it’s cool, right?
Can we talk for a second about guilty pleasures?
I’m more of a guy’s girl than a girly girl. Probably about 90% of my friends are male. I play video games, watch the hockey play-offs and can dole out the potty humour with the best of them. However, I am a sucker for girly TV shows & movies.
I’m a Charlotte, with a touch of Carrie.
I hope Allison is the next top model.
I have watched a certain movie that stars Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan approximately a hojillion times.
Yeah, hojillion is a number. A big one.
It’s Christmas and I’m home in Canada with my family for the first time in 2.5 years, so I’m going to keep this brief.